Posted 21 hours ago
Posted 21 hours ago

squigglydigg:

dog out of water.  solution: eat other dog

(Source: 6woofs)

Posted 21 hours ago

eroticmirotic:

timemachineyeah:

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again - 

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone. 

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. 

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office. 

Reblogging hard for that last comment.

(Source: r-dart)

Posted 21 hours ago

crowhogan33:

The Pokédexes throughout the years

Posted 21 hours ago

breakcorechoirboy:

squarepizza:

im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like

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and then it just goes downhill from there

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Posted 1 day ago

corradocoia:

 

And that’s how you cut to a wide shot.

(Source: space-bees)

Posted 1 day ago

merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

  • little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
  • sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
  • the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
  • sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
  • snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
  • no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
  • it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
  • everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

(Source: puyopuyofever-remade)

Posted 1 day ago

xiactorvi:

manyblinkinglights:

tinyfishbowl:

unexplained-events:

Oarfish are very rarely seen. They are often considered the cause of “sea-serpent” myths as they can reach lengths of up to 30ft. Not much is known about their behavior or life cycle as they are rarely encountered. They only come upto the surface if they are seriously injured or dying.

I was just thinking of this animal today.

Should have included that them washing ashore sometimes forewarns earthquakes and tsunamis.

HEY THAT’S THE OARFISH THAT WASHED UP AT MY OLD SUMMERCAMP :D

YOOOOOOOOHI TOYON BAYHELLO DOGDOG IS YOUR ITCHY SPOT STILL ITCHY?DO YOU STILL LIE ALL THE WAY DOWN AND WHIRL YOUR TAIL WHEN PEOPLE ITCH IT FOR YOUI BET YOU DO.

YOOOOOOOOOO I’M SO JEALOUS 

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

pagingme:

howidiotic:

came across the best mug ever the other day

canada gives its best wishes to those who can never get any souvenirs with their names on it